Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, 5 July 2013

My calender and "Aliens in d house"

I'm not sure if my boss is nervous or irritated whenever he sees me holding my desk calender these days... :-D ...


Recently he "caught" me holding one and asked whether I was planning another holiday,


mmmm... luckily then I could say truthfully that I was checking something that was work related...(but I did point out that my next leave would be for Eid celebration in few weeks time....hehe.)


Not phobia with calender I hope... haha...


Anyway...last weekend I was in my hometown for a short break before the fasting month..and one of the activities that my nieces did was playing dough.


Enjoy them! :-D


I said its "Alien" in our hometown.. a sweet looking one  :-)



Slightly angry looking errr..."Upin"



A "lollipop" that started with many "keropok lekor"



Another invasion of Aliens..haha...



That were supposed to be the characters of Jarjit and Mei Mei of Upin Ipin series.. :-D




and ehem... the Upin & Ipin .. hehe..sorry.



I love them all...thank you to my nieces..Ain, Sya and Balqees.



And finally this yummy looking "doughnut" for "auntie meow's" birthday...hehehe...





I still couldn't stop grinning when I see these pictures again or when I thought about it...hahaha.



Have a great weekend!


:-)


Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Cheap Flights

I watched this when someone posted in F.B...I guess many had(and many will be in future) fall for the cheap "tickets" offer.




I've received emails on promotions of cheap flights, but I'd only check them if I have the intention to travel...

I don't think I've been into a bad deal as them when I booked online,

(K.Terengganu airport for my home sweet home)



...and I can't imagine if I have to jump from the plane..hehehe..


:-)))




Thursday, 29 October 2009

Medical leave - Part 2

A neighbour greeted me when I was coming home from the clinic yesterday...and commenting on the fresh fish in his big plastic bag, he said that he just got back from his workplace ~ the wet market, and suddenly took some out and gave it to me after knowing that I was living with my family!

Have yet to cook it...but I chuckled everytime I thot about it....

mmm...normally patients receive...

flowers,





fruits,





or chocolates,





but i got ~ fresh fish!...




hehehe...


Later on in the evening, whilst relaxing in front of the TV, the minisode of "Different Strokes" was aired ~ "Small Claims Court"

~ where at first he was amazed that there was a special court for small people... :-)

...then in the court room scene he "talked" to the bench at the back of the court when asked to address his grievances to the bench (judge)...hehehehehe....

couldnt find that particular minisode in the youtube but managed this one instead.






What a day...


:-)))


Alhamdulillah, I'm better now...

Sunday, 6 September 2009

In the News...




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Put Your Foot In Your Mouth

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the
midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in
jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little
casually today, aren't we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company..."





(Be careful and mindful of what you say)

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Note To Mechanic

An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for
clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a
moment later he heard a 'clunk'.

He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk'.

Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon
discovered the problem.

Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager
with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk".





(Rolling Thunder team ~ Let's practice bowling!)

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Sunday, 12 July 2009

Funny signs




In an office:

After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.


In the window of an Oregon general store:

Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?


In a New York restaurant:

Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.


In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.



Spotted in a safari park:

Elephants, please stay in your car


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Mummy's boy robber

NEWS




An armed robber rang his mum on his mobile phone
when he found himself cornered by police during a raid.

The man, 26, was trying to rob an electronics shop in Sao Paulo, Brazil,
when police arrived, Agora newspaper reports.



He then threatened the hostages
and said that he would not do anything
until he had spoken to his mother.

The robber, who had four accomplices, called his mother
and after speaking to her, agreed to release the hostages.




A police spokesman said: "I never saw anything like this before,
he was the classic case of a mama's boy until the end.

"He followed everything she advised and all went well."


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